Born into a large Irish/American family, Parker South was a mischievous young man.  His mother often said of him, “When his Irish eyes are smiling, you know he's up to something!”  This trait has carried on to this day.  Due to his kaleidoscope whim and the attention span of a pygmy marmoset, Parker has found himself in the oddest situations.  Did you know he has eaten glass and can fit through a tennis racket?  Neither did he until he tried it.  He enjoys his part time pursuits of Art Thievery, debauchery, ogling burlesque dancers and generally pissing off as many people as he can.  Despite all this, Parker South is known as a soft spoken example of old world manners embodied in a scruffy man/boi.

Buster Hymen is a smooth operator with weapons of mass destruction.  Popular with all the ladies, he is fondest of sorority girls.  After all, sorority gals do make the best hood rats… Bling Bling Baby Gurl!!! Whether on the dance floor or laying it down, Buster is a boy who loves to please. He attributes his smooth moves and adeptness at knocking it out of the park to being a practicing ninja for ten years. 

Buster does not need special gear to do his duty but can often be found wearing his best South Pole and a bandana.  However, you must realize that as a master of disguise, often times appearing from or disappearing into thin air… you cannot pin this one down. 

Don’t get it twisted though, Buster does have a soft side.  He likes fuzzy things: kittens, Sean Jean lambswool scarves, bunny slippers and your furry goody-goodness.

One ride will have you walking crooked and begging for more. Say My Name y’all….  B-U-S-T-E-R!

Wanted in several states for various charges ranging from Criminal Mischief to Grand Theft Lingerie; Danger has managed to keep her real name hidden from even her closest friends.  Often seen wearing very little, her motto has quickly become "Some say modesty is a virtue, but in Theater, modesty can hurt you."  She makes no qualms about her love of sex and her reputation as a Tranny Chaser.

Graduated from The School of Hard Cocks, Neil Pho Cash earned his head full of knowledge while down on his knees. His love for booze and dangerous women led him astray to woo the hand of androgynous Filipino circus entertainers. During this period of pursuit, Cash traveled the world with monies earned by his...eloquent mouth, and perfected his own draggy alter ego "Weiner Girl". After a brutal broken beer bottle fight with an angry Mexican lover, Cash wondered the deserts of Tucson and found the oasis known as Dragstar. Til this day he tries to up the ante by perfecting the art of Quail Insertion.

Born to ordinary parents in New Jersey, Phil McRotch sequestered himself in their basement.  Living on Mom's meatloaf and Cans of Coca~Cola, Phil dominated the world of D&D and Video Games.  It wasn't until recently that Phil discovered there is a whole world beyond those of Gary Gygax.  There was COLLEGE.  Now his timid curiosity often gets the better of him and Phil ends up in some... interesting situations.

Born in the middle of the desert, during a snow storm, Pork Torch is a interesting fellow indeed.  He is well known across the state of Arizona as the only traveling woman's undergarment sales man.  Wives love his tummy tuckers and husbands hate his “Platinum Package” which included “custom individual fitting sessions” and “other services, just ask.  No job too big! No job too small!”  When he is not peddling girdles, Pork Torch has been known to visit the local Karoke Strip Bar to treat the ladies to a little Pork Torch love.

Peanut is a fun loving kid from the right side of town.  Ending up with a dubious set of characters for friends, he is often hard pressed to uphold her core values of Integrity, Excellence, Service and Diversity. 

Being a victim of the '90's, and her diagnosis of ADHD, she is drawn towards all things shiny like a magpie attracting a mate.  You want shiny?  You got it.  Sparkles?  Check.  Sequins?  Check.  Glitter?  Check.  Bling?  Check.  As Peanut has been known to say “Golly Gee!  Why don't we just Bedazzle it?!” 

Lite Ryder, Public Accountant by day – Emo Superhero by night, armed with jagged bangs that deftly swoop to the right, skinny jeans and a emo screamo band t-shirt, everything is just a mere angst ridden song away. 

If you’re looking for Ryder, as he likes to be called, look no further than in the corner of the nearest strip club.  Too serious to actually reach out and touch a lady, his voyeuristic nature has his eyes wide open and his hand always on the throttle.  He may not be sexy but like any other skinny legged emo kid, the ladies just can’t help but to follow him wherever he goes.

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Frankie Wolf grew up being dragged from carnival to carnival by a mad uncle. In his early years the constant moving and the not going to school seemed to be the best life a child could wish for, but he soon became jaded to the cotton candy and laughter. Frankie dreamed of one day running away from the circus. All these hopes and dreams were crushed when she fell in with a vicious art gang in college. He was arrested when his unruly breasts knocked over a 7-11 with several others only to discover breasts can’t drive a getaway car. He’s been using his gypsy breast powers for awesome ever since.